I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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