using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
