I don't think brook has ever known best
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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