During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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