Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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