Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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