escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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