Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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