what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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