Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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