it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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