I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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