I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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