I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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