HIV tests are more positive than that guy
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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