4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Are we still banned from the library?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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