The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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