Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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