Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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