You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I need moral support for this bender
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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