She's JV to your varsity
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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