Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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