Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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