come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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