Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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