So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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