and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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