I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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