i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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