I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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