Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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