chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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