at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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