Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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