this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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