I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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