come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
high people should be assigned attendants
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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