awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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