I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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