K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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