So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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