Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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