PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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