So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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