I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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