Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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