it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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