Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
