Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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