Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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