he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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